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2017 Memory: A Scot on St. Patrick's Day by Colonel-Knight-Rider 2017 Memory: A Scot on St. Patrick's Day :iconcolonel-knight-rider:Colonel-Knight-Rider 6 7
We Are the Crystallines: A DAEU Story

We Are the Crystallines: A DeviantArt Extended Universe Story

My name is Robert MacDiarmid, and I am the strongest knight in history.  I became what I never thought possible when genius scientist Dr. Walton Mustang gave me several of his greatest inventions before his murder.  Now, with the help of all the friends I’ve made along the way, I use my armor, sword, and intelligent automobile COLT to fight wrongdoers from common lowlifes to supernatural forces.  I hunted down the Yellow Scorpion who killed my grandfather and set the ruined Order of Marius on the path to restoration, but evil never sleeps on Drodon.  The death of the Dark One called Eschaton opened our resistance to new threats, and I have the equipment and the teammates strong enough to stop them.  I am Colonel Knight Rider!
Somewhere in the Frozen North, Bomby the Jester was bundled in a thermal uniform and trudging through banks of snow out of a tundra forest clearing.  
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Be Politically Correct! (Lion King Song Parody)
SCAR (Spoken): I never thought we would see a reboot,
But one’s set for The Lion King.
Yet I am troubled greatly by this reshoot,
For at no point will I even sing.
SCAR: I know that remakes in live action
Are all made to bring in lots of dough,
So there’s bound to be a reaction
From fans twenty-five years ago.
We each have a different perspective
On Jon Favreau’s film coming soon,
But we all dislike his rejective
Attitude towards my showstopping tune.
So prepare for a plain evil plot scene.
Be prepared as the kids start to snooze.
A progressive viewpoint
Has become the new point.
BANZAI: But do we get our bits?
SCAR: Just boring and sour bits.
I know this is sordid,
But Favreau’s ignored it
To appeal to SJWs,
For the mention of Trump makes them scared.
Be prepared!
BANZAI (Spoken): Yeah, we’ll be prepared!  For what?
SCAR (Spoken): For perversion of our original story entirely for the sake of politica
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The Reality of Being a Plus Size Princess by Colonel-Knight-Rider The Reality of Being a Plus Size Princess :iconcolonel-knight-rider:Colonel-Knight-Rider 10 2 Colonel Knight Rider Meets Kamen Rider Version 1 by Colonel-Knight-Rider Colonel Knight Rider Meets Kamen Rider Version 1 :iconcolonel-knight-rider:Colonel-Knight-Rider 12 0 Colonel Knight Rider and COLT's 2018 Valentine by Colonel-Knight-Rider Colonel Knight Rider and COLT's 2018 Valentine :iconcolonel-knight-rider:Colonel-Knight-Rider 10 8 Mini Chicken Topiary by Colonel-Knight-Rider Mini Chicken Topiary :iconcolonel-knight-rider:Colonel-Knight-Rider 9 3 Spring Spectrum by Colonel-Knight-Rider Spring Spectrum :iconcolonel-knight-rider:Colonel-Knight-Rider 22 12 Snowy Hydrangeas by Colonel-Knight-Rider Snowy Hydrangeas :iconcolonel-knight-rider:Colonel-Knight-Rider 9 3 Mini Dog, Gator, and Cat Topiaries by Colonel-Knight-Rider Mini Dog, Gator, and Cat Topiaries :iconcolonel-knight-rider:Colonel-Knight-Rider 10 2 Mini Pig, Frog,  Elephant Topiaries by Colonel-Knight-Rider Mini Pig, Frog, Elephant Topiaries :iconcolonel-knight-rider:Colonel-Knight-Rider 12 3 Instant Walk to the Beach by Colonel-Knight-Rider Instant Walk to the Beach :iconcolonel-knight-rider:Colonel-Knight-Rider 12 3 Floral Whirlwind by Colonel-Knight-Rider Floral Whirlwind :iconcolonel-knight-rider:Colonel-Knight-Rider 17 2 Throgrock the Blacksmith and Daughter Tessrock by Colonel-Knight-Rider Throgrock the Blacksmith and Daughter Tessrock :iconcolonel-knight-rider:Colonel-Knight-Rider 10 0 Cory the Viking Fox on Being Original by Colonel-Knight-Rider Cory the Viking Fox on Being Original :iconcolonel-knight-rider:Colonel-Knight-Rider 15 5
Barshefsky: A DA Extended Universe Story
[DISCLAIMER: The following story is a precursor to Season 2 of the DeviantArt Extended Universe.]
Moische Barshefsky was a prominent jeweler with a gift for cutting the most artful diamonds of Drodon.  He was born on Kalevala, a planet whose climate and culture resemble Finland.  However, when a mad dictator took over the peaceful, Germany-like planet of Alemann Bavar and then set his sights on Kalevala, Moische was forced to leave 77 years before the main story of the DeviantArt Extended Universe began.  He immigrated to Drodon with his wife Esther and their three sons—Herschel, Abram, and Wolf—to escape religious and racial persecution during the War against Fascism in the Hominidae Galaxy.  Joining them on board their immigrant starship was Esther’s mother, Rebekka Rabinowicz.
Over the next nine years, Moische and Esther became parents to two more sons, Joseph and Morton Svengali.  As the Barshefsky brothers grew through happy childhoods in
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I'm a far cry from being an art critic, but I'm gonna give this a shot because it's what you do when people ask you to analyze their wo...

Oh, SpongeBob, where do I even begin with my rant on your decline in quality? I agree with every last one of these episodes on the list...


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It's St. Patrick's Day, but, since I have no confirmed Irish roots, I'm celebrating everything pertaining to Scotland because it's severely underrated compared to the rest of the British Isles…even Wales.

And I'm starting my Not St. Patrick's Day party with one of my favorite songs to come out of Scotland.
Rowan, aka :iconsaturdaystorytellers: is an English videographer who makes YouTube videos where people lend their voices to narrate stories written here on DeviantArt.  She has told me that I can repost a journal entry she made about a raffle to earn two spots in it.  This is that journal entry:

Hi everyone!

I'm doing a raffle. The prize is 300 DeviantArt points, and there are three ways you can enter:

First Way: Post My Stamp To Your Profile Page

Add my stamp to your profile page to enter your name in the raffle once. Don't forget to tell me you've posted it, in the comments section of this journal!

I Like Positive Stories Stamp by saturdaystorytellers

Second Way: Share One Of My Story Videos On Tumblr

This lets you enter your name in the raffle twice, doubling your chances of winning the prize! Here are the story videos that qualify, along with short descriptions so that you can pick the one that suits your blog best, along with direct links. (Remember to comment on this journal that you've done this, along with a link to prove it!)

Polly Desires A Soylent Cracker
Swashbuckling comedy! Pirate Captain Bytebeard is the most feared pirate in the Mediterranean Sea - a reputation he only enjoys because he's the smoke screen for his ship's superintelligent AI. One day, a herd of carnivorous dinosaurs brings his reputation crashing down.

Nightriders, Battle of the Bands
Multi-chapter anthro story. Metal band the Nightriders, go on tour. We follow the frontman Axl the lizard, bassist Lonnie the lion, and their grumpy manager, Rolf the wolf. We follow the highs, the lows and everything in between - and there are plenty of all!

Dolphin Jones, Private Investigator
Pun-tastic yet atmospheric comedy. Private Eye Dolphin Jones is a tough-talking disgraced ex-cop making ends meet in the murky depths of the ocean. One fateful day, he gets framed for murder.

The Disco Queen
Atmospheric retro flash-fiction. A bored 1970's office worker goes out one night to sample the wild excitement of Brooklyn's night-scene, and by a very groovy chance, meets the Disco Queen.
Multi-chapter fantasy tale. Kameilo, a young alien prodigal of 3 years, has communion in a dream with one of her beloved spiritual grandfathers. Then something goes badly wrong...

Shooting Star
Inspirational short story. Runaway teenager Ann-Marie is afraid to go on - and afraid to go back to the situation she had to work up the courage to leave in the first place. But a split-second view of a Hell's Angel gunning for freedom makes her change her mind.

Hook, Line and Sinker
Uplifting fantasy. Olivine the mermaid adores the sunny warmth of the shallows, as scary as they are. It can be a dangerous place, as humans are not far away. This is the story of the day she finally meets one face to face.

Riches Beyond Belief
Lush coming-of-age fantasy. A boy is made king of the most fabulously rich, magical world that can be imagined. Even in such a world, however, a boy must grow up, and when he does, return to the world of the mundane. What can he teach the genies and magicians of this fantastical place?

How The Joke Got Its Punchline
Fun, abstract meta-story. A story goes on a quest to find its very own, true ending. 

And yes, you can enter three times by doing both.

Third way: Promote This Journal Entry In Your Own Journal/Profile Page
There is a third way to enter: to promote this journal entry in your own journal or profile page! Please link to it, to show me you've done so, and I'll put you in for another two entries. 

So if you add the stamp to your profile page, show a video in your Tumblr and promote the journal, that'll give you a total of five entries!

This raffle closes on Valentine's Day, so I'll see you all then! Please share this around, I'd love all the exposure I can get!


I'd like to say thank you to every group that has featured this raffle, including but not limited to:



Sir Robert Goldengate
Artist | Hobbyist | Photography
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"If people are trying to bring you down, it only means you are above them." ~ Unknown

"Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity." ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship." ~ Thomas Aquinas

"Somebody on the Internet thinks what you do is stupid or evil or it's all been done before? Make good art." ~ Neil Gaiman's "Make Good Art" Speech

My name is Robert Goldengate, and I am the strongest knight in history. To the outside world, I’m an ordinary man trying to start a career in finance; but, secretly, with the help of my DeviantArt friends, I fight criminals and protect innocent people using my buckypaper armor and sword in addition to COLT: an intelligent, fighting Ford Mustang invented by a late genius billionaire.

When a forum full of men without souls told me I would never fulfill my dreams as a writer, I turned to DeviantArt to find sanctuary and atonement. Since then, I’ve built up a solid reputation for sharing my photography and digital cartoons with the world. The journey to reach this glorious site has been long and arduous: I’ve been wrongfully accused of wanting to harass the innocent when answers to unexplained and frightening things are all I seek; I’ve had my political and religious views insulted to my face; people I’ve unintentionally wronged have jeered at my efforts to make amends; I’ve been heckled by a Welshman named Jacob who couldn’t let go of his hatred of me; and I’ve even contemplated driving my own sword into my chest because of all this defamation. But I haven’t yet surrendered. As a knight, I won’t go down without a fight.

And one day, I will triumph over the evil leader of the men who made me lose faith in my dreams by making a game-changing artistic achievement, ensuring justice for all visionaries, writers or otherwise, like me because I believe success is the best revenge.

I am Colonel Knight Rider, the Sentinel of San Francisco. Knight by DrutonsEmote

If you've ever...

- Taken a blade to that beautiful body of yours. (No)
- Skipped a meal at least once on purpose. (No)
- Cried yourself to sleep because you 'weren't good enough'. (Yes)
- Tried any form of self harm. (No, unless banging your head against various objects counts)
- Thought of or attempted to take your own life. (Yes)
Copy this to your profile, let's see how many of us there are. :heart:


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AveragePhotographer Featured By Owner 6 hours ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the faves! :)
Colonel-Knight-Rider Featured By Owner 4 hours ago  Hobbyist Photographer
No problem! :highfive:
CaptainEdwardTeague Featured By Owner 1 day ago   Traditional Artist
Deadpool Thanks for favoriting my work. I hope you're having a great week Deadpool
Happy St. Josephs Day! by CaptainEdwardTeague   
Happy St Josephs Day
Colonel-Knight-Rider Featured By Owner 9 hours ago  Hobbyist Photographer
You’re welcome, and thank you for joining me in honoring underrated saints! :huggle:
AveragePhotographer Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the faves! :)
Colonel-Knight-Rider Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Photographer
No problem! :highfive:
LittleFawnsPhotos Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Photographer
So sorry if I haven't thanked you, I am not receiving notifications about you :(

Thank you for the fave :)
Colonel-Knight-Rider Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Photographer
You’re welcome! :huggle:

It’s okay. To receive notifications about me, go to my page and click the button where it says you’re watching me. You’ll be given a list of checkable boxes to decide what you want to watch. :)
AveragePhotographer Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the faves! :)
Colonel-Knight-Rider Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Photographer
No problem! :highfive:
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